I think I’ve accidentally killed a lizard.

How did that happened?

Well, just like any other working day morning, was rushing to dress myself and then to the hair and make up. I always time myself  ”chun chun” meaning accurately, so that when the clock strike 7:30am, I’m bound to leave the house.

Same goes with this morning, except that I’ve forgotten to take my H/phone, had to run back up the stairs to grab my bloody H/phone lying on my bed. Just after I’ve grabbed my phone, I suddenly felt a sudden waggle underneath my feet, and then the waggle became more “dramatic”, so i looked down @ my feet and realized I’ve stepped on a lizard!!!! Oh that gross the hell out of me !!! And then i quickly lift up my feet followed by a scream ( that comes naturally…or should i say, I’m seriously afraid of cold blooded animals, they scare the shit out of me!) Just when i thought I’ve released the lizard and that was just an accidental “step” on the lizard…..a blood drained horror shocked the hell out of me !!! The lizard broke his tail and left his bloody tail still jumping up and down underneath my feet !!!!! GOSH GRACIOUS !!!  I stood there with goosebumps all over me!! That was the grosses thing i ever came across!! And then i was thinking…..SHIT! How am i supposed to treat it like nothing happened and go to work thinking it was a lovely morning ?? HOW ?  I stood there for about 5 minutes or so, not knowing what to do with the gross tail…and that I’m “almost” late for work…i then left the tail jumping up and down on its own until i don’t how many wee hours later it then stops moving ! GROSS!

I had my mind on that freaking tail for the whole fucking day, and I’m not kidding ay. When i came back just then, i was hoping, like really……really…..really…..fucking hoping the freaking tail will just perished by itself, so that i can cheat myself into believing i only “had” a bad dream this morning. But the fact that not many people are  ”allowed” into my room, i guess I’m still gonna face with that horror.  And to my surprised!!! That freaking tail is still there when i came back just then!!! It was still fucking lying there!!! EXCEPT : IT STOP MOVING. Ok, i will consider that less gross.

Having said that, I’m sure all of you would love to have a look @ how lizard tail looks like ay ? I’m sure not many of you have really seen a lizard tail close up before ???

Well……HERE IT  IS!!!!!

GROSS??

Can you picture my horror this morning just by looking @ the photo?? CAN YOU?

You know how movies these days love to give the audience an interesting “TWIST” to the story?? Well, today you are so gonna get a twist here!!!

If you think all i need to close this story is to swipe the freaking tail up and trash it in the bin? THINK AGAIN.

Just when i was about to have my pee pee, i was encounter with another horror scene!!!! The lizard with no tail is fucking lying there!! On the floor in front of my toilet bowl !!! HOW DID IT GET THERE!!! HOW!!!!! And he looks dead, like this,

He’s dead. Right ?

So i decided to take my broom and again swipe it in and trash it in the bin……..and then,

IT STILL BLOODY MOVES!!!!! IT MOVES!!!!!!

AHHHHHHH……..SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! IT’S FUCKING GROSS!!!!

And i don’t think i can handle any further….

Well, to conclude this story……

I would like to say –I’m truly sorry to have accidentally stepped on  you Mr.Lizard, i am really sorry to have stepped on you causing you to lose a tail and a leg ( Shit, now I’m feeling really guilty) and you know it has got to take sometime before i can truly forget about this incident, may you soul rest in peace.

Awwww……i feel so sorry for the Lizard……And i’m starting to think that i’m such an Evil person!!!

And I’m sorry to you too Cicakman.

That pixx was meant to be PISS….hehe, i just thought having that as a title might not ” Look” that good, you know what i mean??

Anyway, so it’s Friday today….am i excited? HELL YEAH! I totally cannot wait for the weekend to arrive!!! Problem is, i still got about 7 hours before the countdown…..Urgggghh!! So, the other day, i was expecting to get my bills for something I’ve subscribed. Normally, i love to pay fixed amount bills say 6 months in advance, so i can have an ease of mind on this matter for the next 6 months. It’s definitely a great feeling! Go try it and you may know.

Anyway, so i was expecting to get my bill after the 6 months have expired. But after having to wait for like about  2 weeks or so, i still haven’t  got it. So i decided to call them up and see what’s happening? I was thinking to myself, maybe my monthly bills can be waived forever?? HA!

My conversation with them was considered normal, but somehow i felt a sense of bewildered happiness when i asked them an anonymous question……( i can still hear myself chuckling within)

Phone ringing~~~~~~~

Operator 1     : Thanks for calling xxxx, this is ” Holo” speaking, how may i help you??

( Yeap, I’m feeling really “ HOLLOW” right now)

Me                    : Hi there, i just wanna know why haven’t i receive my bills for the month of July?

Holo                : Ok, let me check for you…who is this on the line please?

Me                   : This is Chloe

Holo                : Ok, Ms Chloe, can i have your account no. ?

Me                   :  Sure!! It’s xxxxxxxxxxx ( hehe)

Holo                : Thank you Ms Chloe, before i go any further i would like to make some verifications.

Me                   : Sure, go ahead.

~~~~ The verification process~~~~~

Holo              : Thank you for the verification Ms Chloe…so you would like to know why you haven’t receive your bill for  the month of July?

Me                  : Yes, can you also please help me to check what’s my outstanding balance @ the moment ?

Holo              : Ok sure…….

~~~~~~~~~~~~~after about 3 seconds~~~~~~~~~

Holo             : Ms Chloe, your outstanding balance for the current month is …….( he paused for a second and  continue)…zero ?

I was laughing inside so badly that i can hardly hold myself to speak normally!! The situation is, because their bill system is like this, i pay the bill for the month of July in the month of August….so my bill for July @ that time is not out yet. Since i called them up end of June.

Me                : Zero ?? Are you sure?? ( Still trying to make fun of him)

Holo            : Yes Ms, your account shows here you’ve paid an advance 6 months for your subscription, so you will only  receive your bill for July in the month of August.

Me                :  ( Pretending to be awed) Ahhh! I see……now i get it !! So i’ll only have to pay my bills in August then ?? ( Chuckling)

Holo            : Yes Ms. And you shall receive your bill next month.

Me               : Ok, thank you very much!

Holo           : Is there anything else i can assist you Ms?

Me              : That’s all for now, Thank you !

Holo          : Thanks for calling xxxxxx

~~~ conversation ends~~~~~~

Man! That was such a good feeling! To have someone telling me my balance is ZERO??? Suddenly i felt i was laughing with a face like this,

        ~~~~ The evil smiley face~~~~~~~

Yeap, and was laughing so badly for another few minutes! I can imagine how surprised that  ” Holo’s” face must be when he see a ZERO on his screen!!! Hahahaha !

Nice Friday guys!!