Gross
I think I’ve accidentally killed a lizard.
How did that happened?
Well, just like any other working day morning, was rushing to dress myself and then to the hair and make up. I always time myself ”chun chun” meaning accurately, so that when the clock strike 7:30am, I’m bound to leave the house.
Same goes with this morning, except that I’ve forgotten to take my H/phone, had to run back up the stairs to grab my bloody H/phone lying on my bed. Just after I’ve grabbed my phone, I suddenly felt a sudden waggle underneath my feet, and then the waggle became more “dramatic”, so i looked down @ my feet and realized I’ve stepped on a lizard!!!! Oh that gross the hell out of me !!! And then i quickly lift up my feet followed by a scream ( that comes naturally…or should i say, I’m seriously afraid of cold blooded animals, they scare the shit out of me!) Just when i thought I’ve released the lizard and that was just an accidental “step” on the lizard…..a blood drained horror shocked the hell out of me !!! The lizard broke his tail and left his bloody tail still jumping up and down underneath my feet !!!!! GOSH GRACIOUS !!! I stood there with goosebumps all over me!! That was the grosses thing i ever came across!! And then i was thinking…..SHIT! How am i supposed to treat it like nothing happened and go to work thinking it was a lovely morning ?? HOW ? I stood there for about 5 minutes or so, not knowing what to do with the gross tail…and that I’m “almost” late for work…i then left the tail jumping up and down on its own until i don’t how many wee hours later it then stops moving ! GROSS!
I had my mind on that freaking tail for the whole fucking day, and I’m not kidding ay. When i came back just then, i was hoping, like really……really…..really…..fucking hoping the freaking tail will just perished by itself, so that i can cheat myself into believing i only “had” a bad dream this morning. But the fact that not many people are ”allowed” into my room, i guess I’m still gonna face with that horror. And to my surprised!!! That freaking tail is still there when i came back just then!!! It was still fucking lying there!!! EXCEPT : IT STOP MOVING. Ok, i will consider that less gross.
Having said that, I’m sure all of you would love to have a look @ how lizard tail looks like ay ? I’m sure not many of you have really seen a lizard tail close up before ???
Well……HERE IT IS!!!!!
GROSS??
Can you picture my horror this morning just by looking @ the photo?? CAN YOU?
You know how movies these days love to give the audience an interesting “TWIST” to the story?? Well, today you are so gonna get a twist here!!!
If you think all i need to close this story is to swipe the freaking tail up and trash it in the bin? THINK AGAIN.
Just when i was about to have my pee pee, i was encounter with another horror scene!!!! The lizard with no tail is fucking lying there!! On the floor in front of my toilet bowl !!! HOW DID IT GET THERE!!! HOW!!!!! And he looks dead, like this,
He’s dead. Right ?
So i decided to take my broom and again swipe it in and trash it in the bin……..and then,
IT STILL BLOODY MOVES!!!!! IT MOVES!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH……..SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! IT’S FUCKING GROSS!!!!
And i don’t think i can handle any further….
Well, to conclude this story……
I would like to say –I’m truly sorry to have accidentally stepped on you Mr.Lizard, i am really sorry to have stepped on you causing you to lose a tail and a leg ( Shit, now I’m feeling really guilty) and you know it has got to take sometime before i can truly forget about this incident, may you soul rest in peace.
Awwww……i feel so sorry for the Lizard……And i’m starting to think that i’m such an Evil person!!!
And I’m sorry to you too Cicakman.
This blog is about the who, what, where, when, do,does,did,done of my everyday life!! So i name it, the Rainbow of my everyday life!!!
The Cicak’s Fight Back! hehe, this is really scary i tell you
I know….and i still hv goosebumps just thinking abt it……i just hope that they won’t ask Cicakman to come after me thats all….:P
I laughed while reading this…hehehe! That was the grosses thing oh? haiii…pity for ya!
oh btw…don’t worry too much bout that cicak…will grow its tail back in no time!
Cool down Chloe…u swearing too much oh…
Where is it now? you better double check before u go to bed woh…else that cicak will be coming back…again~ hehe…
I tot the Cicak is dead so i tried to swipe it and throw into the bin…who knew…it’s still alive…& tat scare the hell out of me again…..anyway, in d end i still manage to throw it in d bin…..and i hope that’s ok……u know……
U did a good job! I’m sure when that cicak saw u so pretty, it won’t blame u threw into the bin…if u watch closely, maybe it got smile at u, heheh, j/k!
cheer up~
Eww….that’s the grossest thing ever…having to ‘accidentally’ step onto the lizard with its tail detached…double triple gross…
but for me…i’m more terrified with Miss Spidey….not the small, tiny ones..but the tarantula-like with its slim-furry legs…..huhuhu….
i came across with one unfortunate spidey recently, at my workplace…i literally jumped off my seat and ran like some crazy loca girl…nasib baik my friends understand my situation…but they laughed first before ‘penyek’ the spidey away…
i gez i have the sipiderphobia in me…what’s the scientific name to it?…forgot wat…
anyways….wishing myself (hehe) and all Selamat Hari Raya…and happy holiday Chloe
Noni!!! Haven’t heard from you for quiet sometimes!! Where hv u been?? Talking abt Ms Spidey…..yeap….gotta tell ya…..i will freak out like 100 times more than my encounter with Ms Cicak..hehehe……d other day d moment i stepped on the cicak, i was like jumping up and down too!!! Can you imagine it? Like i was literally dancing the “stepping on hot stone” dance! hehehe…Lucky u, ur colleague will still help you to “penyek” the Spidey!! Yeah, same to you too!! How r u celebrating ur Raya?
Aiyoh…been bz with work lah…raya preparation lah…no time to go online some more…
My Raya will be in a sentimental mode…in other words, under tight budget…haha…i only have one new baju kurung…hehe…
this year’s raya is a bit ‘kurang meriah’ compared to previous years…mebi i’m aging…huahua…
G-Force? mmm…why not? I think it will be fun…coz’ i never watch 3D movie b4…hahah! If got chance, maybe we go watch 2gether one day? hehee…j/k!!
Y not?? But ofcourse u hv to let me know who r u 1st lah…..otherwise ur asking me to go to a “blind date” meh?? hehehe
Y not ?? Ofcos you need to tell me who u r 1st lah…..otherwise it’s like going on a blind date leh…hehe
hahahaa….Let’s hope the cicak’s soul will rest in peace….anyway, how r u doing this morning?
Boring oh chloe…sleepy…and hungry somemore…darn it’s Friday!
How bout you? Any interesting thing happen?
Nothing interesting happened…. hehehe…..dun b bored lah…it’s Friday!!! And long weekend is coming up!!!
U’re rite…should be fun hor…what’s ya plan during Hari Raya?
I’ll try to go watch movie at MBO, hope this time noting weird happen! lol!
I got no plan during Hari Raya…probably just eat&sleep at home
Yeah you should go watch movie @ MBO, maybe you can try to watch G-force? Now their 3D cinema is open!!! Hehehe…..shld be quiet fun hor watching 3D movie? no??
Noni, don’t say like that, i think all you need to do is sit back, relax and enjoy the Raya & the holidays!!! What say you ?? oh….do eat lots of lemang and rendang yeah!! Yum yum ~~~