I never thought Rhianna’s song could be put into good use here.

The other day, when i was still in S’pore, i’ve scheduled to meet my sister around 7:00pm. So i waited for taxi @ Wisma Atria taxi stand. There were a lot of people waiting and no taxis! Anyway, i think i’ve waited for about half an hour to get into a taxi….and I’ve always had the best of luck in things like this —-

I got into the taxi,

Me : ” going to city hall @ Raffles place”

Taxi Driver :  ……………….  ( just drive without saying anything)

About 5 minutes later …………….

Taxi Driver: ” Ms…….you want to go city hall right? which taxi stand would you want to go?

How the hell do i know which taxi stand? Yes, i may know S’pore well, but not SO well until i could memorized all the taxi stands!!! So….this is what i said;

Me: ” Uncle, i’m not sure which taxi stand, just drop me in whichever one that’s more convenient”

Taxi Driver : ” Like that ARRRRRrrrrr…….( he didn’t ARRRRRR that long lah, i purposely do it….because i started to get annoyed)

Me: ” What about the taxi stand near Robinson? “

Taxi Driver : ” The one near Robinson? Ok Ok……..”

And so i thought i can have my own quiet time with my PSP…………then came his annoying voice again……

Taxi Driver : ” Ms Ah…….which Taxi stand would you like me to drop you when we reach city hall ARRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? ”

Gosh…..i cannot believe this is happening……….

Me : ” I told you the one @ Robinson right? “

Taxi Driver : ” Yes yes Robinson, but exactly which taxi stand would you want me to drop you? ”

FUCK!!!!!! I was trying damn hard to squeeze my brain juice to think of an EXACT taxi stand……Ka Ch’ng! After a few seconds i finally got it!

Me : ” Drop me @ the taxi stand infront of  Starbucks, where the MRT station is. “

Taxi Driver : ” Infront of Starbucks ah……..u mean the MRT station there? ”

YES!!!! YES!!!! WTF!! ARE YOU REALLY A TAXI DRIVER???

Me :” Yes …….drop me there ” ( I’m extremely annoyed!!!!)

I think when he saw me having to name an exact Taxi stand, he then kept quiet……but not for long…..until i hear his damn fucking voice again……..

Taxi Driver : ” Ms Ah……would you want me to turn here, or would you want me to drive a big round and drop you off infront of starbucks?

Me : ” Just turn here! “  I can hear myself screaming…….

Taxi Driver : ” Turn here ARrrrrrrrrr? Ok! ”

And just when i  thought the long and winding useless conversation is about to end……he just cannot keep his mouth SHUT!!!!!

Taxi Driver : ” Ms Ah…..if you want me to drop you down @ the MRT station, why don’t you take MRT just now? You see, basically i’m driving you from one MRT station to another? ”

I looked @ the meter and paid him the money and jumped off the taxi without actually answering his STUPID question.

I would have brush his head with a toilet brush!!! Can you believe it ?