Those that when you meet them, the 1st question that pops out from their mouth is — Are you married? I mean this question is so valid when asked by a single and rich guy. But what about those that ask just for the fun of it ? And i’m talking about the aunties, the already married and thinks their married life is so perfect? and those that think the reason that i’m still single now is because there’s some weird things going on with me.
Hello? Does it even matter a shit if i’m single or married to you? If i’m single, my life doesn’t matter to you anyway? And what is the difference once i’m married? Or does that mean you are going to strike lotto by then? Uhh?? On the other hand, when i see my office is flooded with married people, i somehow think these people are weird. What is so great about getting married anyway? Just to fulfil the shit saying — ” Oh, just so that when you get old,you have a companion”? Absolutely fuck that! Oh, so now you are talking my destiny to me uhh ??
I never thought of getting married for as long as my life grants me. Unless by the end of the day, i will be able to find a guy that i absolutely think is the right one, and that i think i don’t mind to spend the rest of my life with him. Otherwise getting married to me is just a fairytale. Or, i could get married just for the sake of getting married and file for divorce a day later. Just like what many celebrities are doing. ( And i’m not saying im one, just what they do really inspire people sometimes.)
I don’t know if it’s the society or what, people here find it super fuckingly weird when they see that you are not married after a certain age. Too bad the society doesn’t have a limit as to what age i should be getting married, so what are you going to do about that ? The reason why people think a person is weird not getting married after a certain age is because of some fuckers who started this whole dilemma.
I don’t know who that fucker was, but…..thinking that getting married and being married is such a wonderful thing ?? Well, you better think again.
There are somehow too many examples around me, telling me, getting married is such a wrong choice in some cases. Some people get married because people around them are telling them to or they just cannot take the peer pressure. And some, for the sake of money? fame? or they couldn’t resist the itch and to get pregnant before they are married. There are many reasons, some which i don’t even know off.
But whatever the reason may be, i don’t care. Most importantly i know that i’m now single and happy. I mean what else matter than that ?
Let me tell you a story.
I got a primary school mate, which unfortunately i still keep in touch with, said to me the other day — Chloe, do you know how old are u already?? why don’t you get married?? I mean if you delay for another few more years, you might not even have babies. Oh man….how i wished i could just say to her — FUCK YOU! Are you cursing me now ?? I never said i wanna get married let alone having babies! You MORON! You can have as many as 100 babies in your lifetime, or during the period where you are still married to your moron husband, but can you please leave my life alone???? You get what i mean now?? People here just CANNOT, i repeat CANNOT leave your life alone. Where there is a chance or no chance @ all, all they wanna do is to pierce into your life. PIERCE.
How are you suppose to shake away all these society morons? Is there a way ?? Ok, what about i put it this way? For those that would like me to get married so much, i really don’t mind if you morons would like to sponsor me my wedding reception, my wedding gowns ( notice the s ??? as one cannot just wear one gown throughout the whole reception) my wedding accessories, church ceremonies…..and most importantly…MY HONEYMOON!!! Well, if those morons can sponsor all these….i really don’t mind to get married just to fulfil the morony wishes. If not ??? Just fucking shut your mouths up.
And there was a time where i was shopping with mum and one of her friends came up and talk to my mum….and then half way through the conversation, that old aunty came out with a question — Have you got any grandchildren yet ? Really, count that aunty lucky that i’m on a good mood that day….otherwise i would have just shout @ her saying : ” If i tell you how many grandchildren my mum has, how much money are you gonna give me? “ And i would like to see how piss she is going to get! hehehe. I’m not saying you cannot ask questions, but ask some logical questions can ?? Like ” how are you these days? you are looking good, or it’s so nice to see you again. ” Get it ? Duh.
I think i’m somehow getting addicted to this topic, oh why do i want to start this topic? Now i just cannot shut my own mouth!! hehehe……
Let me tell you another funny story. My secretary, let’s call her Ms D told me the reason that she got married is because she don’t wanna end up like my boss’s secretary who is 40+ and still single. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? She got married not for the sake of whether or not she loves her husband but because she wants to prove to people that she actually can get married too! How absurd is that ? And now, she’s complaining about her marriage everyday. She call her husband ” Her Housemate” . There you go. I mean before she got married, she’s having all these kinda fairytale like thinking about the marriage, and she told me many times now, she thinks life after marriage is so much different from life before marriage. There you go again.
And about the issue of ” too old and not being able to have babies?” ….hehehe be prepared, i’m gonna shout again. Is there any statistics? And do you guys know a granny @ some places, can’t remember was it India or some other places got pregnant @ the age of 75 or something ??? Tell me about too old not having babies. Tell me about it!
One of my male colleague ( luckily not in the same department as me)…i was so unfortunate to bump into him, he said ” Ohh…can i join you guys for lunch?” I mean i cannot say ” Fuck off ” Right?? So we sat down and ate our lunch. Then out of the blue he pop that fucking question again — ” when are u getting married?” I was thinking to myself — Here we go again. I asked him ” What is the purpose of you asking ? You wanna go after me kah? “ Then he smile @ me revealing his teeth with all the veges and meat stuck on it….” No…i was just thinking if you get married too late, later you wanna have babies how ?” FUCK MAN. I told him, ” You don’t know nowadays there are many ways to get pregnant kah? as long as you have money, you wanna have 10 babies @ one go also no problem. ” I thought that is going to shut him up…but hell no…he continued with me : ” no…no…..that is not going to work…” Then i cannot tahan i had to shoot him directly saying : ” Have u ever given birth before? Don’t act like as if you know all about pregnancy.” And that surprisingly…can shut his fucking mouth up!!! Don’t you just hate people like that ??? again the word –PIERCE. Oh him btw, still hangs out with one of the married girls which he love for many years…but in the end the groom is not him!!! Oopss!!!
And then there were some really annoying half aunty half granny typo person, if you know what kinda person i’m referring to. When you greet them whole-heartedly, all they know is to ask you– Married already?? And when you tell them no….the way they look @ you is as if you’ve stolen something from her smelly closet that kinda look. Know what i mean ?? Yeap, fuck these people.
So yeah my conclusion is— i’m happy being SINGLE and NOT MARRIED! And stop interfering into my life you MORONS! try to ask me the — ” WHEN ARE U GETTING MARRIED” question again, there’s no guarantee i won’t spit on you! yay yay!!
And what can you do about me being happy and single???
Oh i know….you can come and proposed to me with a 5 carat diamond ring.
Fuck hell no.
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